I have to admit; I’m not always a value shopper. I can’t stand going to Costco and getting trapped by lines of idiots waiting for free samples of microwave cheese bullshit with a frozen pretzel. That said, sometimes even I can’t deny the benefits of buying porno in bulk. MileHighMedia is a pretty solid example of why.
MileHighMedia.com has been around since the beginning of the millennium, and you’ve almost definitely beat off to their material before. The network is home of porno brands like Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, and Reality Junkies, and they get thousands of horny visitors every day. This clearly ain’t no fly-by-night operation; an assessment backed up by the top-tier thumbnails spread all over the preview page.
Featuring the World’s Hottest Sluts
Right away, visitors to the website will notice a ton of their favorite porn sluts doing nasty shit on the front page. Dana DeArmond plays the horny lesbian stepmother to ebony stunner Nia Nacci in a scene added earlier this week, and MILF Reagan Foxx has starred in a couple of bits of erotica recently. They’ve got Kiara Cole as a horny schoolgirl and Mackenzie Moss sucking cock in a taboo picture called Daddy Came for a Visit.
Mile High has worked with a lot of the big names in the business, and they want you to know about it. Adriana Chechik, Mia Malkova, and Riley Reid are just a few of the faces out front, and by faces, I also mean bare breasts, booties, and bald beavers.
It’s a lot of hot babes, doing a lot of perverted shit. The top categories on the network include Anal, Rimming, Creampie, and Double Penetration. Fuck yes! There are Gangbangs, Strap-Ons, and really filthy whores doing Double Vaginal.
All the thumbnails are stamped with the movie’s release date, and it looks like MileHighMedia is adding new shit nearly every day. The updates are spread out across the network, which right now includes Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, Reality Junkies, and Doghouse. The different brands represent slightly different flavors of smut, from premium lesbian erotica to teen and MILFs in reality-based fantasies. As one of the front page taglines say, they’ve got “girl on girl to gangbangs, and everything in between.”
I tried watching some of the preview videos I saw out front, but those are just a trick. There aren’t any preview videos; just screengrabs with fake Play buttons pasted on top of them, each one leading you to the sign-up page. I fucking hate that shit, but what are you going to do? In this case, I guess I’m going to go see how much this porno cost.
Tons of Porn for Not Too Much Cash
A monthly subscription to MileHighMedia will run you just 30 bucks, which is the same price most premium sites are charging these days. You can spend the same amount on a paysite that updates every week or two, or you can sign up with these guys and get multiple updates per week on a few different websites. If you like a lot of bang for your buck, this is a pretty fucking good option.
They’ve got a two-day trial for a buck, but if you forget to cancel, you’ll end up with a monthly membership at an inflated price. Smart shoppers can cash in on a three-month or yearly membership at a discounted rate.
I didn’t see it mentioned anywhere until I was signed up and logged in, but downloads cost extra at MileHighMedia. I know, I know, it fucking sucks and now you want to kill yourself, but it’s just the direction the industry is going in these days. If you want to save these files for your off-line porn stash, which you will definitely need when the end times come, you’ll have to shell out an extra 15 bucks a month.