PropertySex! I tend to spend most mornings masturbating furiously to a variety of blowjob, titty fucking and hardcore explicit lesbian videos, so this morning was a little bit of a change in routine for me. Instead of popping a Viagra, lubing up and stroking it to HD porno, I had a cup of coffee and spent a few hours calling up real estate agents and making appointments to look at new homes. It’s not that I actually need a new masturbation chamber or splooge room, but the sexy bitches at PropertySex are giving me all kinds of wrong ideas.

PropertySex.com sounds like it can be a few different things, like people sticking their cocks in their toys and toasters or bitches being turned into genuine sex slaves. You know, like property. It turns out it’s actually a real estate themed porno site starring some of the hottest talent in the industry. Maybe I’ll end up renting a new place today, or maybe I’ll end up fucking a realtor until she squirts. Failing that, it looks like this website has a lot of really good smut for me to spank it to.